Wednesday, November 17, 2010

S**t Kickers

Yeah, I want a pair. In their own way, I think they're fabulous.






Who can resist these? Seriously, It's a wonder every teen in America isn't running around in cowboy boots! Or maybe they are and I've just never seen them. I do live in flip to da flop land.

At any rate, I went online to see if I could wrangle myself up a pair.

And I found THE CUTEST boots ever.

Robert Cavalli. I'm in love. Will you look, just look at that stitching? And what's that design? Are they Autumn looking vines? I don't know but I love 'em. You can do practically anything in 'em! Shoot, if I had that pair, I could've nailed the junk audition I did for the George Clooney movie. With these boots, I know I would've had the courage to actually talk to George Clooney when he sat one table from me on set. I would've walked up to his picnic table and said, "Hey . . . can I take that dirty plate for you?" (if only I had these boots).

Instead what did I do? I stared, ogled, drooled while he was telling a funny story to the producers. And I knew it was a funny story because he was so demonstrative while telling it and the producers laughed. Like really laughed! And oh, how I wished I was a producer! And with these boots, I bet I could've been.

Yeah, I told Tevita about George Clooney and seeing him UP CLOSE. I told him how embarrassed I was when he caught me staring at him. So embarrassed that I looked down immediately and never looked up again until the shoot was over. 7 HOURS LATER. Tevita listened with interest and the next day, he was all, "Mornin', sweetie, you over George yet?" ha!


Needless to say, I was so excited to get me a pair and guess what?

THEY COST $1200.00!!


Dude, George, you're gonna have to wait a little longer for me to clean off a table you eat at because these bad mamma jammas are close to the bottom of the list of things I could do with that money. Right below laser hair removal and just above implants. . . . and yes, this is a family type blog and that word right there just bumped this post up to PG-13. But talk of cowboy boots and George Clooney could've easily gone a different direction so be grateful I kept it clean and didn't also add in the sub-plot of the pot selling former pro wrestler on that set who looked for any reason to talk to me. . . . Oh, how I wish I had those boots!

6 comments:

Leslie said...

Those boots are a piece of art but the price is WOW!!!!

Crystal said...

You mean cornea implants, right?

Anyway, yes, those boots are pretty sweet. I especially like seeing them paired with dresses.

Lately I've been checking out boots as well. Is it a rite of passage? Or an undercurrent gently sucking us in? Either way, once you get a gig you'll be able to get many pairs!

:)

The Songer said...

Boots were one of the reasons why I loved Winter in Utah! Cute but that price is insane!

John said...

Whoa, the design on those Roberto Cavalli boots are pretty incredible.
I like these boots could look good with almost anything, and I think they would look good on you especially. :)

(I commented before, but made a spelling eror, so I copied and pasted it here, and fixed it)---haha.

The Peterson Family said...

Boots are definitely one of those things I miss from life on the mainland. Though - if I had a pair like that I might consider sweating feet all day in the HOT, HOT weather here!! Seriously, HOT - what is wrong with Kihei?? The rest of the Hawaii is always a pleasant 75 degrees - but not here. Maybe we'll make it back to Oahu after all:)

Liz said...

lisa,
we lived in lahaina (hawaiian for merciless sun) so i totally hear you about everyone else getting the nice weather and our electric bill being 300 b/c of the sweaty part of the island!